I Am A Bad Mfr...

[whalewager]

Dont Have A Nightlight...the Dark Is Scared Of Me

 

[whalewager]

I Built The House I Was Born In

 

[5starbomb]

yur fuckin weird dude

 

[primetime21+]

definitely weird, but also more entertaining than most.

 

[goodcall]

I ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one

 

[Timetopay]

I pick my nose when I drive and dont give a shit if people see me.

 

[bullets]

The only P*ssy I eat is the one with a string attached to it.

Skinsraj28: "The only p*ssy I eat is the ones that I have to take the diaper off first."

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got one

hahahahahahahaha that was amazing. Great line.

and bullets, you're goddamned right. Girls who lose control of their bodily functions real quick is definitely the way to go.

 

[bullets]

hahahahahahahaha that was amazing. Great line.

and bullets, you're goddamned right. Girls who lose control of their bodily functions real quick is definitely the way to go.

This thread started over 4 hours ago and you finally reply? Figured I would step up and help you out. I know your busy.

Let me know when you go tout, I want to be your first customer.

 

[RobFunk]

You guys forget he made her buy him a new mattress.

Thats pimp.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

bullets, I was out for the entire day...I appreciate you stepping up, though. Glad you got my back. And don't worry, I'll provide the fades to you for free.

Funk, no chance I was paying outta my own pocket just cuz she has worse bladder control than infants and most dogs. I'm sure you would've done the same.

 

[raidermattk]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed looking for me.

 

[uva3021]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed looking for me.

you win

 

[SayHeyKid]

whalewager your icon is discusting man. you should change it back to that retarded dude

 

[goodcall]

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

 

[raidermattk]

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

Nice

 

[billhill999]

I got nothin'
I suck

 

[kingbill]

There are two hands that can beat a Royal Flush...My Right and My Left

 

[kidslick]

whalewager your icon is discusting man. you should change it back to that retarded dude

that dude was a sharp looking man.....fwiw

 

[mlfp]

I wear a cup. Not to protect myself, but to protect the other team.